Two children, a girl and a boy enjoy their healthy breakfast of cereal, milk, juice, and fruits. vector illustration I attended an important business luncheon a few days ago with a lot of impressive suits. I could tell that by the number of silk neckties and Armeni jackets on the men and the dark skirts … Continue reading The Dirtball Table →

27769982 - vector illustration of cartoon old man I had an experience over the weekend that so scared me that it actually hurts me to write about it. I was a guest in someone else’s house. It was nearly dark and I found myself in the kitchen. The kitchen was filled with normal kitchen things … Continue reading Our Bodies Betray Us →

elderly man suffering from a pain, vector illustration It is that time again. The politicians on the airwaves are more common than the ads for underarm deodorants. This means it is time for us Americans to again focus on the issues that are most important, such as: how do we get these Bozos off the … Continue reading A Good Idea →

20686954 - happy running baseball with big smile There are few sporting seasons that are as eagerly anticipated as the opening of Baseball Season.  Maybe it is because that is the signal for the Summer Season and we all look forward to Summer. Yogi Berra, the legendary Yankee Catcher, was known for his clutch hits … Continue reading Some More Fractured Sport Talk →

Sea lions in Valdivia. Chile Sometimes it is difficult to relax without getting into hot water – er, strike that hot water reference, (for reasons which will become evident to you pon further reading), what I meant was that some days a person cannot even relax without problems. I suppose that it is like many … Continue reading Paper Mache Walrus →

I have updated my will, which as you know is a document that instructs your survivors what to do with worldly assets once you end up on the wrong side of the grass. I also made sure I had what they call a Living Will, which instructs my doctors and my family what my wishes … Continue reading A Real Living Will →

An image of a Man Reading Letter. We all get formal “announcements” from our friends and neighbors for those special occasions such as weddings and graduations, etc. I recently received a formal “announcement” for a less formal occasion.  It came in one of those double envelopes complete with that useless piece of tissue paper and … Continue reading Formal Announcements →